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You are signing up for a master account here at PimpWar.com. Once you've got an account you can join the games and get your pimp on. If you have any questions about this process check out the new players forum.

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Pimpwar.com is owned and operated by Happy Empire Inc. The service of Pimpwar.com is provided to you (the pimp) for free under the terms and conditions of this Disclaimer. By playing PimpWar.com you are indicating your agreement to be bound by the terms and conditions of this Disclaimer.
 
Pimpwar.com makes no warranty that the game will meet your requirements or any specific purpose you have in your mind, nor that the service will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error free; nor Pimpwar.com or any of its information providers, employees, agents, officers make any warranty as to the results to be obtained from use of the service.

Pimpwar.com disclaims all warranties of any kind. By playing PimpWar.com,  Pimp understands and agrees to use our service at your sole risk. 
 
Pimp agrees that he or she is at least 18 years of age.
 
Pimp understands and agrees that any material or data downloaded is done at the Pimp’s own descretion and sole risk.

Pimp will be solely responsible for any damage done to the Pimps computer or data loss due to playing Pimpwar.com. No advice or information obtained by Pimp from Pimpwar.com and/or Pimpwar.com Development Team know as the "Pimp Gods", whether it is oral or written, will create any warranty not expressly made herein.
   
Pimp’s right to use the service granted by Pimpwar.com is personal to the individual. The service is provided to the Pimp only and is not transferable. Pimp is entirely responsible to maintain the confidentiality of the account and password. Furthermore, Pimp is totally reponsible for all actions which occur under the account. 
  
Pimp agrees to provide accurate, complete, and current information in the registration, which includes all information requested on original sign up.  Validation code will be sent to the Pimps email address upon completion of the registration. Also, the Pimp grants Pimpwar.com the right to disclose certain registration data about the Pimpwar.com Pimps to third parties.  If any registration data is incorrect, Pimpwar.com retains the right to terminate Pimp’s account, and right to use the service.   
 
The playing of this game and this terms of service are goverened by the laws of the state of Florida. In case legal action becomes necessary by PimpWar.com or Happy Empire INc as a result of any violation of these terms of service, jurisdiction and venue shall be proper in Miami Dade County Flordia.

Pimp agrees not to resale or make any commercial use of the product. Furthermore, Pimp agrees not to make use of any icons, graphics, information, or data from Pimpwar.com without the prior written consent from Pimpwar.com, except banners created for the specific purpose of advertising Pimpwar.com and labled so.
   
Pimp agrees to indemnify Pimpwar.com against liability for any and all use of Pimp’s account.  The game allows Pimp to send messages to other player or post messages on bulletin board; therefore, Pimp’s conduct is subject to Internet regulations, policies, and procedures. Pimp will not use the service to send chain letters, junk mail, spamming, or distribution lists to any Pimp, player, admin or other at any time.

Pimp agrees not to transmits in the game any unlawful, harassing, abusive, threatening, harmful, objectionable material of any kind or nature. Pimp further agrees not to transmit any materials that violates any applicable local, state, national, or international law or regulation.

Pimpwar.com reserves the right to modify or terminate its service to Pimp with or without notice, which includes, but not limited to updates, changes, or restart of game or "The Bitch Slap of the PimpGods". Pimpwar.com shall not be liable to Pimp or any third party of  modification or termination of its service.  Pimpwar.com may change the terms and conditions of the disclaimer from time to time.

Pimpwar.com reserves the right to terminate any account at any time with no reason. Pimp will be required to click on "I Accept" button again if they agree to be bound by the modified terms and conditions, or else, the service will be terminated.

Pimpwar may sell or give your personal information such as but not limited to, email address, name and preferred bitch slap style to Aliens, spammers, corporate fucks or anyone willing to pay over the equivelant of 14,000 Vietnamese Dong (VND), 16,000 Mozambique Metical (MZM) or  679,696 Turkish Lira (TRL), for your information. All prices for us to sell out, including the DONG (stop laughing) are as they would be when converted to US Dollar value on October 1 2000.

I agree to the terms and conditions.

I am at least 18 years old.

and e-mail me my password.